a-spider-is-just-a-land-octopus:
i like this one
this is fucking perfect.
(Source: shotamune, via modified-minds)
“God! I just want to be with you because I love you!”
“Don’t bullshit me, don’t bullshit me. Don’t you fuckin’ bullshit me!”
“I love you. I wanna hear you say that you don’t love me. Because if you say that, then I won’t call you. I won’t be in your life.”
“I don’t love you.”
(Source: pussinboots-, via hihipuffyariyumi)
i promise to love every part of you
this is perfect
this is conveys poem wtv
praises is conveys
hay
(via lunenymph)
Appropriate response to cat calls.
(Source: 1stcomesthefall, via kreayshawn)
The greatest thing to have ever happened on Graham Norton show. Ever.
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
(via idrankalltheryncol)
did this broccoli just flip me off?
i laughed for an unreasonable amount of time at this
(via idrankalltheryncol)
this is my favourite thing ever
patricks face i cry everytime
(Source: hancastles, via maybemorgan)
